What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
The things you find out about when you listen in on a domestic dispute between CC and her boyfriend. I can be super nosy, but I was minding my business this time - I was sleeping and I could hear this through a cement wall!
And I did talk to one of her customers in the elevator - was trying to be friendly and he was creepy!!! It all makes so much sense now - because logic. I need to shower now to get rid of the ickyness of it all. I need to get out of this dorm. I'm too old for this shit. Bye, gurl.
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Yep, that's right. The first day since last May I have actually tried to do something about getting myself back to work and a crane on the high rise next door becomes unstable. I swear to god we were the last group on the whole entire block radius to be told and evacuated - like everyone else was outside, all the sides of the streets were roped off by cops, and there was a swarm of helicopters - and during all this I am just sitting and listening to people talk about pitching?!?!
So let's recap - A potential deadly situation occurs "randomly" when touch my toe, so to speak, back into the work waters. I think the higher powers are trying to tell me something. Going back to hide in my room. SO SO SOOOO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS.
I get a facebook messenger request from this 36 year old lady, who is a family friend's daughter. I haven't seen or spoken to this lady in over 20 years. Lady: "Hi, it's been a while. I think I have something of your's." Me, super confused, because I haven't had any contact with her or her family in a very, very long time: "Hi, yes it has been. What's up." Lady: "Can I have your address, I want to ship you something." Me in my mind - "Heck, no. I am not giving you my address. This sounds like a scam - is this even her?!" Me via iMessage: "Whatever it is don't worry about it. Just please recycle whatever it is." Lady: "It is a notebook. I'd like to send it to you." Me: "I appreciate it, but don't worry about it." Lady: "Are you sure?" Me (I'm thinking why is she being so persistent. It must be a scam): "All good here, thank you, but honestly don't worry about it." Lady: "Your mother sent my 2 year old daughter this notebook. I think it is your diary from 2005." Me in my mind - F*CK! That sounds like something my mother would do. Me:"PLEASE RECYCLE IT." Lady: "Are you sure? I know diaries can be sentimental." Me: "That was my diary either my last year of high school or my first year of college. I don't want to know what I was like back then. PLEASE RECYCLE." Lady: " Okay no worries, just wanted to make sure. We will use this journal, thanks!" Me in my mind - GAAHHHHH!!!!! 1) Why is my mother regifting an 11 year old notebook?!?!?!?!?!?! 2) Why didn't she at least skim through it before sending it 3) How did she even know it was my diary? Let alone know it was a diary and the date - AKA SHE READ IT. 4) Whatever I was doing my last year of high school or first year of college - NO ONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT. 5) Why are you going to reuse the notebook when I say throw it the eff out?! 6) Lady's sister who is my age was going to visit her that week (she told me that in a later text): I would totally be reading the diary out with her and laughing. I emailed my mother after and told her going forward before she regifts something she should really verify if it is something that can be regifted. Her response, "Oops. It's okay because I am old and older people do these things." GAH! Why is my family so good at saying, "Sorry, not sorry." This on top of my mother reading my Apple text messages when I was between the ages of 23-28 via an iPad I gave her with my log in (so she could buy whatever she wanted). When you are logged into an iPad you can get all your texts through there as well since they are linked. I always wondered why she asked such odd questions when I would talk about things via text. MYSTERY SOLVED. Like I need to get over the fact I don't have any privacy. I think I should take up drinking soon. When I Started A Weight Loss Challenge With Coworkers To Fund My Soon To Be Unemployment Status3/23/2016 We were huddled in a corner at the office, saying (b*tching about) how hungry we were, but people are going hardcore on this challenge. Most likely reason is that no one wants to fork over winner's pot to me for my "let's get fit, but I am really do this to get money from you guys for my funemployment ponzi scheme"... They all know me too well. Also the buy in was $20/person.
One coworker: "I don't think dieting is motivating us. I think it is just giving us all eating disorders.." LOL - SO TRUE. Thank god the people I asked have a healthy relationship with their bodies, but if you think about it, all diets have an element of that cult let's be hungry together followings intertwined within their marketing. I need to be more ambition with this scheme and expand. So much good material. This is all I could think of walking in:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqDGK_UjfFI 1) Yeah sure, it sounds like a great idea. Not as if I look suspicious at all doing something sketchy in the nicest neighbor in the entire state 2) I look nothing like my boss.. Like there isn't even a slight chance we could be related, so I wouldn't look like a relative that came over 3) Had to tell a coworker the situation and told her to accept a collect call to her landline and also keep some bail money aside if the cops came and carted me off the jail 4) Prayed that I wouldn't land in jail because I have two weeks of vacation to look forward to in less than 24 hours Moral of the story: I came to the conclusion we have weird, but functional relationship. And I would make a really bad cat burglar Ended up in the fetal position I was so scared with all the turbulence. The lady next to me let me hug onto her for the rest of the flight and patted my head. Her teenage kids in the seats in front of us, turned around, looked at me and snickered. I just glared back, saying, "Your mom is great," and just hugged tighter. Conclusion: Teens are mean and there is nothing wrong with a grownup getting comforted by a really nice lady. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. NOTHING asdjf@;kjsdfklasdf I just wanted to do something different for a random festival. Should have read the box more carefully.
#notsogreatideaslateatnight Can't redye until I get back from vacation (because chlorine messes with it) - bosses will have to deal with it. And the hat I will be wearing for a while. Well I guess it made the 2 hour + meeting more interesting. Stupid expensive, but cheaply made chairs.
Seriously! Your main dating picture! And here I paid money to Grouper to meet this special person who wants girls to look at his junk! #classy #winner
He might as well have put a heart around his package like Perez Hilton does it - I would have laughed and been more interested at the Grouper. |
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